This is so good that, it would be a sin not to share this fantastically funny post from ‘snarkysnatch’. Read on and you will smile 🙂
After hearing about the fact that we have some very weird laws regarding sex/intimacy all around the world, I decided to investigate and so here are my top 10 weirdos.
1) On the wrong tracks!
Seems like a miscarriage of justice – but lovers face fines for kissing on Austria’s trains.The £42 penalties were brought in to prevent “discourteous behaviour” after moans that amorous passengers were losing track of common decency. Conductors also have the power to kick offending couples off the train.
2) Just married!
Honeymooners would be wise to avoid hiring a car in Eboli, Italy, just south of Naples… because kissing in a moving vehicle here can carry a fine of up to £415.
3) In hot water!
In 1985, officials in Swaziland banned couples from making love in a hot spring called Cuddle Puddle. Ministers threatened couples with fines and even jail for “having sexual intercourse underwater”.
4) A step too far!
Under a centuries-old law, couples in Birmingham, Alabama, can be fined for disorderly conduct if they have sex “on the steps of any church after the sun goes down”.
But the law says nothing about getting intimate in daylight. 😉
5) Wild about animals!
An antiquated law in Iran that’s still on the statute books permits men to have sex with certain types of domestic animals. But it forbids any sexual contact with wild animals – particularly lionesses.
Also..In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
6) Blinking Barmy
In Ottumwa, Iowa, men are banned from winking at women they don’t know while they are within the city limits.
7) Just a small one
The married women of La Paz, Bolivia, are allowed to sip just one glass of wine in a public bar or restaurant. The ruling claims that women who have more than that to drink are “morally and sexually lax”, and they can be divorced by their husbands if they are caught over-indulging.
8) Baaaa none
Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: “After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh.”
9) She came with a bang!
In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it’s illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.
10) Beep beep beep!
It’s safe to make love while parked in Coeur d’Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren’t allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.
Well I just can’t get my breath at number 8, words fail me!!…and as for number 9, I think I would like the sound of my partner shooting his gun (if he had one) when I have an orgasm, it would be a sign of his celebration and excitement at my ravenous primal bucking. (He does love to see me come.) Although I don’t think the neighbours would like it, disturbing them two or three times a night, seven days a week! 😉
This week, for my Friday five, I have been looking into the G-Spot, squirting and masturbation and it’s goal of course, of a magnificent orgasm or two or three or four. 😉
So check these out below.
Check out both parts for some great info on the G-Spot and squirting.
After looking into Tantra I came across this YouTube clip, after watching it and hearing about 8 different types of orgasm, I’m even more interested in learning about Tantra and Tantric sex.
Just an interesting nugget.
Invaluable information for your man to help you orgasm in a new way.
Well I thought I had seen it all and that they have given us all the game shows possible on TV but this is just unbelievable!
So that’s my Friday five for the week.
There are many great reasons to have more sex in your lives, and one of them is very appropriate at the moment. It is as you know the month of November and here in the UK it is also called ‘Movember.’ Movember challenges men to grow a moustache for the 30-days of November, thereby changing their appearance and the face of men’s health. The aim is to raise vital funds and raise awareness for prostate and testicular cancer and mental health. Prostate cancer is the most common cancer in men and is the second largest cause of male cancer deaths in UK. Every hour one man dies from prostate cancer and over 40,000 men are diagnosed with prostate cancer every year. It’s estimated that by 2030, prostate cancer will be the most common cancer.
Movember’s not just for men. The women of Movember, are known as Mo Sistas. They play a vital role in the success of Movember by supporting and encouraging the men in their life to get involved. Mo Sistas also get involved by signing up at Movember.com, and participate by raising funds and awareness themselves. Essentially, Mo Sistas do everything that Mo Bros do, just without a Mo.
So why have more sex do you say, well it is so you can reduce your man’s risk of prostate cancer. An epidemiological study of 30,000 American men by Michael Leitzman, a cancer researcher at the National Cancer Institute in Bethesda, Maryland, has found that men who enjoy an active sex life do not risk prostate cancer in later life.
Leitzmann’s findings were that men who ejaculate between 13 and 20 times a month had a 14% lower risk of prostate cancer that men who ejaculated on average, between 4 and 7 times a month for most of their adult life. Men who ejaculated upwards of 21 times a month had a 33% lower lifetime risk of prostate cancer than the baseline group.They say cancer-causing chemicals could build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly. So men, you need to be ejaculating more than five times a week and then you will be a third less likely to develop prostate cancer later in life. What great news !
So people, go forth and have more sex, (safe sex of course) and/or masturbate as much as possible, this week and every week to cum 😉 to protect yourself or your partner from prostate cancer and have lots of fun at the same time.
After reading this great post on the benefits of using Jade eggs, I felt I must share this most valuable information. Who doesn’t want to improve their sex life and health at the same time. As many women, particularly those who have given birth or are older, will know that our PC muscles can be a problem. I’m off to purchase myself some Jade eggs and hopefully will report back that indeed they do do what they are supposed to do. 😉
JADE EGGS serve as a key tool for awakening and cultivating sexual energy!
Your life will dramatically change after just a few short weeks doing daily exercise with your new Jade Eggs. No matter which stage of life you are at, exercising your yoni is just as important as hitting the gym, the yoga studio or the dance floor. A personal responsibility to your body and your well-being in today’s day and age is paramount. And the benefits are limitless.
Jade eggs improve the muscular strength of the vagina. Each use will increase the tone of the muscles so you that will:
1. Feel more grounded and centred in yourself
2. Be more in tune with your sensuality
3. Massage your yoni from the inside
4. Increase your flow of sexual hormones
5. Develop stronger orgasms
6. Heighten the responsiveness of your G-spot
7. Maintain healthy reproductive organs
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I’m pleased to say that recently, I had one of my erotic Poems published on a fellow bloggers site called pittsburghflashfictiongazette.com
Why not check the site out, as there are some very good erotic stories and articles on there, as well as my poem of course. 😉
My poem ‘A night of passion’ is listed under top posts and pages and erotic poetry or you can link to it from here.
Thank you to the editor Guy Hogan, for that burst of confidence you have given me by publishing my poem on your great site.
I thank you for your love so true
I thank you for all, that you do
I thank for showing me that you care
I thank you just for being there
I thank you for making me feel so special
I thank you for your chest where I nestle
I thank you for giving me your trust I thank you for your naughty lust
I thank you for the love that you show
I thank each day, for it does grow
But most of all…
I thank you for that on our wedding day
You said you would love me every day
And true to your word, you certainly have done that!
Your ‘Hunnytush’ xxxx
I just came across this article on the BBC news website and thought I would share it, as to me it seems like a great idea.
Zurich introduces ‘drive-in’ sex.
See this link for the full story : http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-23839358
We all know that prostitution is one of the oldest professions or as some would say, the oldest oppressions in the world, but we all know it will never disappear. So it makes sense to me to legalise it, (as Switzerland, Germany and the Uk and some other countries have done.) and make it a safer ‘working’ environment.
See this link : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_by_country
We need to put measures in place to help protect those that have to, or want to do it, especially when there are so many that get raped or assaulted.
There is also the problem of sexually transmitted diseases, drug taking, unwanted pregnancies and the fact that we don’t want it visible on our streets for the young and innocent to see on a daily basis.
More than half of UK women in prostitution have been raped and/or seriously sexually assaulted. At least three quarters have been physically assaulted (Home Office 2004b))
A global study of prostitution found that 9 out of 10 women in prostitution would like to exit if they could (Farley, 2003).
Up to 95% of women in prostitution are problematic drug users, including around 78% heroin users and rising numbers of crack cocaine addicts (Home Office 2004a).
So going back to the original topic, I think Zurich have launched a great project with its ‘Drive-in’ sex with it’s custom-built compound on an industrial site in the Zurich suburbs. I like the fact that on the driver’s side, the boxes are very narrow, making it difficult for him to get out of the car. On the passenger side, there is plenty of space, an alarm button and an emergency exit.
There will also be a security guard at the main entrance and safe-sex reminders: There will also be a big HIV prevention advertisement right in front of the car, so the driver has to look at a condom, to remind him he should wear one and just a few steps from the boxes, there will be a set of Portakabins where counsellors are on hand, together with a kitchen, toilets and a shower.
The new regulations will also require prostitutes to purchase a daily sex workers license for a nominal fee, and have health insurance.
So all in all a great set up which will hopefully prove to be beneficial to the prostitutes, clients and the people of the city. If it is a success then maybe other cities and countries will follow suit.
Well done Zurich I say.
Bur what do you say?
Hoping that no one would be able to see
He lowered his shorts and his cock was free
Get on your knees and take it in your mouth
For I like it when your head goes south
So I lowered myself and did as I was told
It excites me a lot when my man is so bold
I sucked it real good as he held my head there
Not able to move as I’m grabbed by my hair
Next he stands me up and pulls my pants down
Over his lap now he sure goes to town
But suddenly, lights, and a car pulls in
He continues his spanking with a grin
He returns me now to my seat and pulls up my skirt
Head between my thighs and his tongue he inserts
The people get out, oh my god can they see
Just what this naughty man is doing to me?
I squirm and I wriggle as I try to break free
“You’re not going anywhere” he now does decree
“For now I will fuck you here on this balcony
And I really don’t care if those people can see”
With carefree attitude I reverse onto his cock
But really i’m hoping we don’t give them a shock
Not by our doing the lights now burn bright
And if anyone sees, it will be a saucy sight
So when the mood takes I highly recommend
Exhibitionism with that special friend
A spank, lick and suck, and a good hard shag
In full view is so good, sorry, I don’t mean to brag 😉