GUILTY! When the long arm of the law doesn’t tickle your fancy.

GUILTY!  When the long arm of the law doesn't tickle your fancy.

GUILTY!

After hearing about the fact that we have some very weird laws regarding sex/intimacy all around the world, I decided to investigate and so here are my top 10 weirdos.

1) On the wrong tracks!
Seems like a miscarriage of justice – but lovers face fines for kissing on Austria’s trains.The £42 penalties were brought in to prevent “discourteous behaviour” after moans that amorous passengers were losing track of common decency. Conductors also have the power to kick offending couples off the train.

2) Just married!
Honeymooners would be wise to avoid hiring a car in Eboli, Italy, just south of Naples… because kissing in a moving vehicle here can carry a fine of up to £415.

3) In hot water!
In 1985, officials in Swaziland banned couples from making love in a hot spring called Cuddle Puddle. Ministers threatened couples with fines and even jail for “having sexual intercourse underwater”.

4) A step too far!
Under a centuries-old law, couples in Birmingham, Alabama, can be fined for disorderly conduct if they have sex “on the steps of any church after the sun goes down”.
But the law says nothing about getting intimate in daylight. 😉

5) Wild about animals!
An antiquated law in Iran that’s still on the statute books permits men to have sex with certain types of domestic animals. But it forbids any sexual contact with wild animals – particularly lionesses.
Also..In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

6) Blinking Barmy
In Ottumwa, Iowa, men are banned from winking at women they don’t know while they are within the city limits.

7) Just a small one
The married women of La Paz, Bolivia, are allowed to sip just one glass of wine in a public bar or restaurant. The ruling claims that women who have more than that to drink are “morally and ­sexually lax”, and they can be divorced by their husbands if they are caught over-indulging.

8) Baaaa none
Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: “After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh.”

9) She came with a bang!
In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it’s illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.

10) Beep beep beep!
It’s safe to make love while parked in Coeur d’Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren’t allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.

Well I just can’t get my breath at number 8, words fail me!!…and as for number 9, I think I would like the sound of my partner shooting his gun (if he had one) when I have an orgasm, it would be a sign of his celebration and excitement at my ravenous primal bucking. (He does love to see me come.)  Although I don’t think the neighbours would like it, disturbing them two or three times a night, seven days a week! 😉

Never heard it called hooking before :/

Never heard it called hooking before :/

I thank you….

I thank you for your love so true
I thank you for all, that you do

I thank for showing me that you care
I thank you just for being there

I thank you for making me feel so special
I thank you for your chest where I nestle

I thank you for giving me your trust I thank you for your naughty lust

I thank you for the love that you show
I thank each day, for it does grow

But most of all…

I thank you for that on our wedding day
You said you would love me every day

And true to your word, you certainly have done that!

Yours forever

Your ‘Hunnytush’ xxxx

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Can a hug a day keep the doctor away?

Can a hug a day keep the doctor away ?

Apparently studies have shown that human contact ie (hugging) has many health benefits. It has been found that human contact can improve both psychological and physical development. Hugging can also help build a good immune system, decrease the risk of heart disease, and decrease levels of the stress hormone cortisol in women. It has been shown that a couple who hugs for 20 seconds have higher levels of oxytocin, and that those who were in a loving relationship exhibited a highest increase. According to the American Psychosomatic Society, a hug or 10 minutes of holding hands with a romantic partner can help reduce stress. In a study, adults who had no contact with people had higher blood pressure and heart rate. Other studies have indicated that the touch of a friend might not be as helpful as the touch of a partner but should not be avoided.
Hugging someone you care about can ease stress and anxiety, lower blood pressure and even boost memory — but hugging a stranger can have the opposite effect.
Experts believe it all comes back to the hormone oxytocin. A simple embrace seems to increase levels of the “love hormone,” which has been linked to social bonding. That oxytocin boost seems to have a greater calming effect on women than men.
Cuddling
Call it an extended hug — cuddling also releases stress-easing oxytocin, which can reduce blood pressure and bond you with your mate. But you may not have guessed that a little cuddle time can help you and your partner communicate better. “Non-verbal communication can be a very powerful way to say to your partner, ‘I get you,'”or ‘I know how you feel.’
So grab your lover, partner or spouse and have a great big hug or cuddle today, and not only will it feel nice but you will be easing your stress and anxieties away.
Love and hugs
KS

The brain is the biggest sex organ.

The brain is the biggest sex organ

The key to a great sex life is a healthy brain

I was just going to post the nugget ‘ The brain is the biggest sex organ’ and leave it at that, short and snappy!

But, as I believe a lot of people know this information already, I’m thinking I should at least look into it a bit more and maybe share with you and expand my brain cells at the same time, so here are some more nuggets I found out today.

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There is so much more to sexual attraction than meets the eye and it only takes just a split second for us to feel attraction and desire for a potential partner.

Connection and intimacy begins in our mind.

Your mind controls your body and your body talks back to your mind. This conversation will either cause sexual excitement or sexual inhibition.

One researcher found that it can take less than a fifth of second to fall for someone.

Professor Stephanie Ortigue, author of the Syracuse University Study, reported that brain chemicals such as oxytocin, adrenaline and vasopressin can all be released almost immediately when we see someone we are attracted to.

Research from this study found that, the rush of pleasurable brain chemicals that are released when we fall in love, are similar to the endorphin rush that people get from using drugs like cocaine.

Brain health and brain illness have a powerful affect on sexuality.

When your brain works right, you work right.

Try using Asian ginseng, gingko biloba and L-arginine, these will boost the blood flow to the brain.

Anything that decreases blood flow to your brain will decrease it to your genitals, including caffeine, nicotine and a lack of sleep.

Many brain issues get in the way of great sex, depression is just one. Treating these issues can enhance our ability to connect with others and perform sexually’, according to Dr. Amen. ( I bet we all know someone who has been afflicted by this illness. KS )

He recommends omega-3 fatty acids in the form of fish oil, exercise and l-tyrosine (the amino acid building block for the neurotransmitter dopamine) for increasing the activity in the prefrontal cortex of the brain, thereby diminishing these conditions.

There…end of nuggets for now.  

So to summarise in my own way…Look after your brain, feed it all the supplements you can, give it plenty of sleep and also feed it with good talk… I believe that the conversations that we have with ourselves are the most important conversations that we can have, and not just ones about sex, although they can be the most interesting. Remember confidence comes from within, if you feel confident, happy and healthy then you are more likely to feel sexy, therefore bringing you lots of admiring male or female glances, and maybe you will be more likely to meet your true mate quicker. I however am lucky to have found mine…but I can still enjoy the glances, when I get one of course.

So remember ALL of the above, buy some fish oil, ditch those fags and the coffee and get yourself a good nights sleep and perhaps tomorrow night and for many more after that you will be having some great sex with the love of your life.

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Love is…..knowing when to say sorry

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So…I don’t know what to say, I don’t know what to do
Oh….For what was said last night has truly made me blue
Really..I didn’t mean to hurt, didn’t want to have a fight
Readily..If I could take it all back, I would with all my might
Yes……….I’m sorry, so please forgive and cuddle me tonight 🙂

 

The 3 Things You Need For A Rock-Solid Relationship

Re-blogged,

The 3 Things You Need For A Rock-Solid Relationship.

I couldn’t agree with you more, thefiercelane.com and I hope you don’t mind me sharing your very informative post? I too am very interested in sharing information that can help couples improve their relationships. See (keeping the spark alive No 1) for another idea today and for more to come soon 🙂

KS.

Keeping the spark alive: Number 1

I have been wondering for a while now, what should my next post be about? After much deliberation and procrastination I have decided that following my original script, (In my about me page) I should be imparting some relationship tips…”Who am I to do that?” you say. “What qualifies me to do such a thing?” you say…..Well I have been married for 18, nearly 19 years and in this day and age I think that is pretty good going. I think myself and my hubby have a great relationship and it has only got better year on year. So this is the first of many (hopefully) top tips, for bettering your relationship and keeping that all important spark alive. 

Tip number 1

Send your partner a message today. It could be a text or an email or a note in his lunchbox or even a simple heart with your initials e.g. K4H drawn on his car window. The dirtier the better…the window that is, not the message….although…:) Anyway, as long as it is something that shows him or her that you love them or are thinking about them. We all need to feel loved and wanted and we shouldn’t take each other for granted, which can happen when you have been together a long time. If you would like to be on the receiving end of a sexy or loving message or poem you can be darn sure they would too…so do it first and get the ball moving today to keep the Spark alive.

Most days my hubby and I have a few flirty emails or sexy texts and now and again and even a poem or two. This one that I am going to share with you is from last week and is just an example of one of our messages. Yours doesn’t have to be anywhere near as long as this one, your message or poem can be short and sweet,  just as long as it conveys your thoughts or emotions.

Hubby’s emails are predictably in blue and mine are in pink.

She’s my beb, I miss her so

I’d like to pack my things and go

From work I say but not from home

I want to offer her my bone

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But yesterday, she felt so down

I saw her with a great big frown

I hope today that she will know

That I in Stafford love her so.

Next, a phone call from me to H to say thank you for the poem……blah blah blah and we talked of the great sex we had had last night.

Panties discarded on the floor

Memories of the night before.

He licked my pussy and i got a good fucking

Tonight me thinks I’ll be doing some sucking!  Mmmmmm 😉

You make me horny!

My darling in Stafford with his bone

I enjoyed our talk upon the phone

It’s horny I make you so you say

Well come on home and have your way 🙂

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I love you!

K.xxx                                                                                     

Thanks honey! 

I’ll have my way as well I will,

Although you may be sleeping still

A gentle trace around your sex

Will give a clue to what comes next. 

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I love you too you very sexy poet (and luvhhhrrrr!) xxx

I loved that last one, I want to know what’s next? xxx

His gentle touch is feather light

A harbinger of pure delight 

Pleasure seeking, probing further

Descending into sexual fervour

Oh yeah, oh yeah, more more more lol xx

Not so gentle, passions flow

Torrential love runs down below

He’s moving southward, stares at her

His wry smile spreads, what will occur?

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Your turn……

Oh my my, he has made me so very wet

Does he think I’m still asleep, no I will bet

For his gentle touch has gathered pace

So aroused now my heartbeats race

Her heartbeats race, as he expects

His fingers slip into her sex

She arches up, he plunges deep

There’s no damn way that she’s asleep

Oh damm it now my game is up for sure

So move your fingers for I want more

Has sleepy touching made your cock hard?

If it has then my slumber was not marred 😉

Very good my sexy poet. 🙂

Now for the last….

Her writhing gives away her plan

Not feigning now, don’t give a damn

With cock erect, he moves on in 

And plunges deep inside her quim

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See you soon sexy laydaaaay 🙂

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We had fun later that night on his return from work, so why don’t you try it today and see what you get tonight? KS.

Bath time frolics

So You were to be out for most of the night
But an early return for my eyes what a sight
So I suggested for us a soak in the tub
Where we could give each other a rub

With a foot rub for both and the washing of hair
It’s closer we feel as a couple, as a pair
With talk of better porn and money making skills
It’s now time for us to go get our thrills

His hands caressed and massaged my skin
Eroused and warm I felt it begin
My button began to tingle and so
Naughty thoughts were bound to flow

So its out of the bath and into our bed
And what happens next it will have to be read
Erotic writing were having a go
In hope it will get our juices to flow

With naughty words being bandied around
It’s now time to give my pussy a pound
She’s hot, very wet and oh so ready
So give me your cock and fuck me please Eddie!!

KS.x