Where to dine on valentine

Loving your acrostic here Missey C!
Great post! 🙂

3shadesoferotica

V is the vein that I will use, to tease u and please u making u ooze
A is the ache that I kno I’ll feel, when u get on your knees instead of taking me for a meal
L is the length I’m gona get, but slow down take yor time this is starters yet
E is for your erection that shall be my main, that glorious sweet spot the pleasure the pain
N is my nipple u’ll lick and suck making sure I am wet and ready to fuck
T is yor touch so soft and gentle knowing where it will lead is driving me mental
I is for the intensity we share when u ride me from behind and pull on my hair

N is the naughty night I’ll spend with u not stood at the bar in some over priced queue

E is for the erotic…

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KS.

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Happy Valentines Day everyone!
KS.x

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