Top 10 Cunnilingus Tips for Pleasuring a Woman

Couldn’t agree with you more :)…well apart from the Seinfeld comment of course 😉
KS.

Pelvic floor surgery and no sex for six weeks!

Yes, tonight is my last night of sex for 6 weeks! Arrrgh am I doing the right thing I ask myself? Yes I’m scared about the surgery, it is scary for sure. Putting your life in the hands of other people you hardly know and with your nether regions on display, whilst asleep under general anaesthetic…but I’m also scared that it might interfere with my sex life afterwards, making things uncomfortable or painful. It is something to consider when having this kind of surgery, and especially because I love sex so much. Anyway I’m here now and I’m not turning back.

So it’s the eve of my surgery and even though I know what to expect, as I had the same procedure 8 years ago, I’m feeling pretty nervous. Everything was fine up until about a year ago, when I started to get the same symptoms again, you know the sort fellow ladies, having to rush to the toilet more often, often in the middle of the supermarket shop, and hoping you can make it to the toilet before you wet your knickers…avoiding the kids trampoline like the plague…and going for a wee before you go anywhere, just in case, etc etc.

So I decided to go back to my gynaecologist and ask for surgery again. I had been trying all sorts of things to try to restore my pelvic floor muscles. I have been squeezing my pelvic floor muscles at every opportunity and tried various gadgets but to only get a small improvement. Also, when it came to having sex with my husband, (for me anyway) I was not able to ‘feel’ him so well in certain positions, but some were better than others but…I wanted things to be back to how they used to be.

So like I did last night 😉 I’m going to make the most of my last night of sex for 6 weeks and get plenty of the old, in out in out!
So wish me luck and hopefully all will go well and I can come back with a happy vagina and blog about it sometime soon.

Here’s hoping that in six weeks time she will be ready for my darling hubby, with all guns blazing! 😉

KS

Where to dine on valentine

Loving your acrostic here Missey C!
Great post! 🙂

3shadesoferotica

V is the vein that I will use, to tease u and please u making u ooze
A is the ache that I kno I’ll feel, when u get on your knees instead of taking me for a meal
L is the length I’m gona get, but slow down take yor time this is starters yet
E is for your erection that shall be my main, that glorious sweet spot the pleasure the pain
N is my nipple u’ll lick and suck making sure I am wet and ready to fuck
T is yor touch so soft and gentle knowing where it will lead is driving me mental
I is for the intensity we share when u ride me from behind and pull on my hair

N is the naughty night I’ll spend with u not stood at the bar in some over priced queue

E is for the erotic…

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5 ways to ‘not’ impress a woman on Valentines Day

More inappropriate Valentines Day messages.
KS.

Happy Valentines Day!

Totally inappropriate Valentines Day cards and posters.

An inappropriate and funny Valentines card… but maybe true. 😉

Resistance is futile!

Not sure what to say about this one!

Any day is a good day for watching a bit of porn…but in moderation of course 🙂

And saving the best for last is this totally inappropriate card…but I like it 😉

Me Man…you my Woman!

Happy Valentines Day everyone!
KS.x

A funny love poem

I wish I could say I wrote this funny poem but I didn’t, but it’s definitely one worth sharing.

KS.

Six on Saturday

Wow, five orgasms
You did give to me tonight
Hang on, make that six

I’ve Found Mine…have you found yours?