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GUILTY! When the long arm of the law doesn’t tickle your fancy.

GUILTY! When the long arm of the law doesn't tickle your fancy.

GUILTY!

After hearing about the fact that we have some very weird laws regarding sex/intimacy all around the world, I decided to investigate and so here are my top 10 weirdos.

1) On the wrong tracks!
Seems like a miscarriage of justice – but lovers face fines for kissing on Austria’s trains.The £42 penalties were brought in to prevent “discourteous behaviour” after moans that amorous passengers were losing track of common decency. Conductors also have the power to kick offending couples off the train.

2) Just married!
Honeymooners would be wise to avoid hiring a car in Eboli, Italy, just south of Naples… because kissing in a moving vehicle here can carry a fine of up to £415.

3) In hot water!
In 1985, officials in Swaziland banned couples from making love in a hot spring called Cuddle Puddle. Ministers threatened couples with fines and even jail for “having sexual intercourse underwater”.

4) A step too far!
Under a centuries-old law, couples in Birmingham, Alabama, can be fined for disorderly conduct if they have sex “on the steps of any church after the sun goes down”.
But the law says nothing about getting intimate in daylight. 😉

5) Wild about animals!
An antiquated law in Iran that’s still on the statute books permits men to have sex with certain types of domestic animals. But it forbids any sexual contact with wild animals – particularly lionesses.
Also..In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

6) Blinking Barmy
In Ottumwa, Iowa, men are banned from winking at women they don’t know while they are within the city limits.

7) Just a small one
The married women of La Paz, Bolivia, are allowed to sip just one glass of wine in a public bar or restaurant. The ruling claims that women who have more than that to drink are “morally and ­sexually lax”, and they can be divorced by their husbands if they are caught over-indulging.

8) Baaaa none
Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: “After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh.”

9) She came with a bang!
In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it’s illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.

10) Beep beep beep!
It’s safe to make love while parked in Coeur d’Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren’t allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.

Well I just can’t get my breath at number 8, words fail me!!…and as for number 9, I think I would like the sound of my partner shooting his gun (if he had one) when I have an orgasm, it would be a sign of his celebration and excitement at my ravenous primal bucking. (He does love to see me come.)  Although I don’t think the neighbours would like it, disturbing them two or three times a night, seven days a week! 😉

Never heard it called hooking before :/

Never heard it called hooking before :/

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JADE EGGS

After reading this great post on the benefits of using Jade eggs, I felt I must share this most valuable information. Who doesn’t want to improve their sex life and health at the same time. As many women, particularly those who have given birth or are older, will know that our PC muscles can be a problem. I’m off to purchase myself some Jade eggs and hopefully will report back that indeed they do do what they are supposed to do. 😉

KS.

The Goddess of Sacred Sex

JADE EGGS serve as a key tool for awakening and cultivating sexual energy!

eggs1Your life will dramatically change after just a few short weeks doing daily exercise with your new Jade Eggs. No matter which stage of life you are at, exercising your yoni is just as important as hitting the gym, the yoga studio or the dance floor. A personal responsibility to your body and your well-being in today’s day and age is paramount. And the benefits are limitless.

Jade eggs improve the muscular strength of the vagina. Each use will increase the tone of the muscles so you that will:
1.  Feel more grounded and centred in yourself
2.  Be more in tune with your sensuality
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I thank you….

I thank you for your love so true
I thank you for all, that you do

I thank for showing me that you care
I thank you just for being there

I thank you for making me feel so special
I thank you for your chest where I nestle

I thank you for giving me your trust I thank you for your naughty lust

I thank you for the love that you show
I thank each day, for it does grow

But most of all…

I thank you for that on our wedding day
You said you would love me every day

And true to your word, you certainly have done that!

Yours forever

Your ‘Hunnytush’ xxxx

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Afternoon shagging ;)

Afternoon shagging is always good fun
Even in this scorching hot sun
Over by his desk things got hot
When he wanted to smack my bot
 
I had done something wrong and had to pay
So over the knee he now did say
Before I knew it I was in position 
Bottom revealed for my submission
 
With a few good thwacks upon my rear
My hubby he does likes to domineer
he tells me that I’m a naughty girl
And now he has to touch my pearl
 
His fingers probe and find her all wet
My misdemeanour, I have no regret
Inserting his fingers in and out
Faster, harder, deeper I shout
 
He demands that I’m to come first
And so to the bedroom we dispersed
He lies me down upon the bed
And proceeds to do aforesaid 
 
Devoured  like ice cream on a hot day
His tongue everywhere, oh my I must say
With finger fucking and my trusty device
I come like a train and in a thrice
 
So now I must suck his stirring cock
For this is all part of our wedlock
His pants I know I must now discard 
So I can lick it and suck it real  hard
 
Enough is enough he now wants to fuck
So onto my knees & he runs amuck
Inserting his weapon it feels sublime
And oh my goodness it’s only  lunchtime
 
He thrusts and he pumps as he holds me near
By Grabbing my clothes it lifts up my rear
A better position a much better fit
For the hubby who likes me, to him submit
 
So of afternoon shagging, here’s my review
I’m sure it is something one should do
Much better than working, of which he should
But you know you all would do if you could 😉
 
KS.x
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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The brain is the biggest sex organ.

The brain is the biggest sex organ

The key to a great sex life is a healthy brain

I was just going to post the nugget ‘ The brain is the biggest sex organ’ and leave it at that, short and snappy!

But, as I believe a lot of people know this information already, I’m thinking I should at least look into it a bit more and maybe share with you and expand my brain cells at the same time, so here are some more nuggets I found out today.

KS. X

There is so much more to sexual attraction than meets the eye and it only takes just a split second for us to feel attraction and desire for a potential partner.

Connection and intimacy begins in our mind.

Your mind controls your body and your body talks back to your mind. This conversation will either cause sexual excitement or sexual inhibition.

One researcher found that it can take less than a fifth of second to fall for someone.

Professor Stephanie Ortigue, author of the Syracuse University Study, reported that brain chemicals such as oxytocin, adrenaline and vasopressin can all be released almost immediately when we see someone we are attracted to.

Research from this study found that, the rush of pleasurable brain chemicals that are released when we fall in love, are similar to the endorphin rush that people get from using drugs like cocaine.

Brain health and brain illness have a powerful affect on sexuality.

When your brain works right, you work right.

Try using Asian ginseng, gingko biloba and L-arginine, these will boost the blood flow to the brain.

Anything that decreases blood flow to your brain will decrease it to your genitals, including caffeine, nicotine and a lack of sleep.

Many brain issues get in the way of great sex, depression is just one. Treating these issues can enhance our ability to connect with others and perform sexually’, according to Dr. Amen. ( I bet we all know someone who has been afflicted by this illness. KS )

He recommends omega-3 fatty acids in the form of fish oil, exercise and l-tyrosine (the amino acid building block for the neurotransmitter dopamine) for increasing the activity in the prefrontal cortex of the brain, thereby diminishing these conditions.

There…end of nuggets for now.  

So to summarise in my own way…Look after your brain, feed it all the supplements you can, give it plenty of sleep and also feed it with good talk… I believe that the conversations that we have with ourselves are the most important conversations that we can have, and not just ones about sex, although they can be the most interesting. Remember confidence comes from within, if you feel confident, happy and healthy then you are more likely to feel sexy, therefore bringing you lots of admiring male or female glances, and maybe you will be more likely to meet your true mate quicker. I however am lucky to have found mine…but I can still enjoy the glances, when I get one of course.

So remember ALL of the above, buy some fish oil, ditch those fags and the coffee and get yourself a good nights sleep and perhaps tomorrow night and for many more after that you will be having some great sex with the love of your life.

kandysig_1.