Recovery Time From Pelvic Floor Surgery & Bladder Botox starts…

Friday: I arrived at the hospital, starving and thirsty but squeaky clean and devoid of any make up or nail varnish or even deodorant, hmmm yes I know, quite unnatural for some of us ladies…then I checked into my room. After seeing the nurses and speaking with the surgeon and the anesthetist, I then had to put on the sexy gown and surgery stockings and wait to be taken down to theatre and no we didn’t do any medical role play at that point, lol, but some naughty thoughts did pop into my head.

Doctor role play?

So now it’s time to go and kiss goodbye to Hubby, and he he gives me one of his wonderful, I love you and everythings going to be fine hugs and kisses and I walk off with the nurse towards the lift, feeling like my heartbeat is getting faster and faster all the time. I’m very nervous indeed and wonder if I am doing the right thing.

Now in the room next to the theatre, I see the anaesthetist, whom I had already met earlier on. He was very nice and friendly and actually quite hot looking in his scrubs.

I’m ready for you now Kandy.

Well now was the time to put all thoughts of embarrassment to the back of my mind, which was difficult, knowing that for the next 60 minutes or so, my legs will be akimbo and pointing to the stars with my lady bits on display to everyone in that room. Thank goodness I will be asleep… I just wanted it all over and done with now. So with the cannula in and the small talk over with, I was told I would start to feel sleepy. I looked at the clock, it was 2.30 pm…will I see the time again?

Awoken  in a different room and feeling a little fuzzy, I was being told all had gone fine and asked how did I feel? I looked around for a clock in the room, and saw that it was now 3.35 pm and I felt enormous relief.  Wheeled back to my room, where my darling hubby was waiting for me, I could see the relief and happiness beaming in his face and it made me feel really happy.

Friday night… I ate well after being starved all day and rested whilst watching TV with hubby in hospital. I Didn’t sleep much as every two hours someone was coming in to check on my bloods etc.

Saturday… The catheter came out and they had to measure my urine throughout the day and then they finished by doing a bladder scan…all was working.. in that department anyway. It would be 6 long weeks before I knew how my lady bits would handle having my hubby’s beautiful cock inside her.

Saturday night…all went well, especially when I was visited by my friend bearing gifts of vodka and rum and mixers…and a big fat joint…she had to take me  in a wheelchair to her car in the car park to have it.

Help End Marijuana Prohibition!

Arrh that’s better 🙂

I know I know, I should know better at my age. Anyway my excuse was that I needed something to help relax me so I could go to the toilet without any pain… and the joint certainly helped to do that.

Sunday afternoon…after having my bladder scanned and given the all clear and seeing the consultant, I was told I could go home, as long as I had help at home, which of course I did, thankfully.

Monday morning and It’s great to be home from the hospital and waking up in my own bed, next to my lovely husband. Although it was nice to be looked after so well by the nurses.

One Week Later…

Here I am now a week on and feeling not too bad, everything is still swollen and sore and I’m still taking pain killers but I’m also excited about how she is going to feel in five weeks time, with the prospect of all being well ‘down there’, everything from sex & exercise, to pelvic floor & bladder control will be dramatically improved, well in theory. Basically I now have a new vagina, and she will be up and ready for a test drive in 5 weeks time.

Six weeks on from surgery and its our 20th Wedding Anniversary and also the day to go and see the surgeon. With great excitement and bundles of nerves we head to the hospital, where once again, I will have to spread my legs for this man.

Yay it’s all good says the doc, go forth and take her for that test drive, haha well he didn’t actually say that but he did say “you’re good to go!” So we did, not right there in his office of course, although I was keen to get on with things. So we drove off to a 200 year old cottage in the countryside for a few romantic and naughty days together.

Bruuuum Bruuum Bruuuum  & off we go…we sure did take her for a test drive or 10!

I’m so pleased to be able to report that everything felt fine and fabulous and so did hubby’s extremely hard cock. The poor man hasn’t had sex for six weeks…and boy was he ready for it…as was I!

Home sweet home 🙂

Yes, my fanny is fine and dandy!!!

Need I say anything here?

The picture says it all! 😉

Time to celebrate!

 

A few months later…

So now here I am a few months on from the surgery and the bladder botox… I should have posted this some time ago but something called ‘Life & Teens’ and a splash of procrastination have hampered me somewhat.

So is all good with the lady bits, some of you have asked?…Yes, most definitely, is the answer. 🙂

Happy days!

 

 

GUILTY! When the long arm of the law doesn’t tickle your fancy.

GUILTY!

After hearing about the fact that we have some very weird laws regarding sex/intimacy all around the world, I decided to investigate and so here are my top 10 weirdos.

1) On the wrong tracks!
Seems like a miscarriage of justice – but lovers face fines for kissing on Austria’s trains.The £42 penalties were brought in to prevent “discourteous behaviour” after moans that amorous passengers were losing track of common decency. Conductors also have the power to kick offending couples off the train.

2) Just married!
Honeymooners would be wise to avoid hiring a car in Eboli, Italy, just south of Naples… because kissing in a moving vehicle here can carry a fine of up to £415.

3) In hot water!
In 1985, officials in Swaziland banned couples from making love in a hot spring called Cuddle Puddle. Ministers threatened couples with fines and even jail for “having sexual intercourse underwater”.

4) A step too far!
Under a centuries-old law, couples in Birmingham, Alabama, can be fined for disorderly conduct if they have sex “on the steps of any church after the sun goes down”.
But the law says nothing about getting intimate in daylight. 😉

5) Wild about animals!
An antiquated law in Iran that’s still on the statute books permits men to have sex with certain types of domestic animals. But it forbids any sexual contact with wild animals – particularly lionesses.
Also..In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

6) Blinking Barmy
In Ottumwa, Iowa, men are banned from winking at women they don’t know while they are within the city limits.

7) Just a small one
The married women of La Paz, Bolivia, are allowed to sip just one glass of wine in a public bar or restaurant. The ruling claims that women who have more than that to drink are “morally and ­sexually lax”, and they can be divorced by their husbands if they are caught over-indulging.

8) Baaaa none
Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: “After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh.”

9) She came with a bang!
In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it’s illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.

10) Beep beep beep!
It’s safe to make love while parked in Coeur d’Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren’t allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.

Well I just can’t get my breath at number 8, words fail me!!…and as for number 9, I think I would like the sound of my partner shooting his gun (if he had one) when I have an orgasm, it would be a sign of his celebration and excitement at my ravenous primal bucking. (He does love to see me come.)  Although I don’t think the neighbours would like it, disturbing them two or three times a night, seven days a week! 😉

Never heard it called hooking before

Afternoon shagging ;)

Afternoon shagging is always good fun

Even in this scorching hot sun

Over by his desk things got hot

When he wanted to smack my bot

 

I had done something wrong and had to pay

So over the knee he now did say

Before I knew it I was in position 

Bottom revealed for my submission

 

With a few good thwacks upon my rear

My hubby he does likes to domineer

he tells me that I’m a naughty girl

And now he has to touch my pearl

 

His fingers probe and find her all wet

My misdemeanour, I have no regret

Inserting his fingers in and out

Faster, harder, deeper I shout

 

He demands that I’m to come first

And so to the bedroom we dispersed

He lies me down upon the bed

And proceeds to do aforesaid 

 

Devoured  like ice cream on a hot day

His tongue everywhere, oh my I must say

With finger fucking and my trusty device

I come like a train and in a thrice

 

So now I must suck his stirring cock

For this is all part of our wedlock

His pants I know I must now discard 

So I can lick it and suck it real  hard

 

Enough is enough he now wants to fuck

So onto my knees & he runs amuck

Inserting his weapon it feels sublime

And oh my goodness it’s only  lunchtime

 

He thrusts and he pumps as he holds me near

By Grabbing my clothes it lifts up my rear

A better position a much better fit

For the hubby who likes me, to him submit

 

So of afternoon shagging, here’s my review

I’m sure it is something one should do

Much better than working, of which he should

But you know you all would do if you could 😉

 

KS.x

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The brain is the biggest sex organ.

The key to a great sex life is a healthy brain

I was just going to post the nugget ‘ The brain is the biggest sex organ’ and leave it at that, short and snappy!

But, as I believe a lot of people know this information already, I’m thinking I should at least look into it a bit more and maybe share with you and expand my brain cells at the same time, so here are some more nuggets I found out today.

KS. X

There is so much more to sexual attraction than meets the eye and it only takes just a split second for us to feel attraction and desire for a potential partner.

Connection and intimacy begins in our mind.

Your mind controls your body and your body talks back to your mind. This conversation will either cause sexual excitement or sexual inhibition.

One researcher found that it can take less than a fifth of second to fall for someone.

Professor Stephanie Ortigue, author of the Syracuse University Study, reported that brain chemicals such as oxytocin, adrenaline and vasopressin can all be released almost immediately when we see someone we are attracted to.

Research from this study found that, the rush of pleasurable brain chemicals that are released when we fall in love, are similar to the endorphin rush that people get from using drugs like cocaine.

Brain health and brain illness have a powerful affect on sexuality.

When your brain works right, you work right.

Try using Asian ginseng, gingko biloba and L-arginine, these will boost the blood flow to the brain.

Anything that decreases blood flow to your brain will decrease it to your genitals, including caffeine, nicotine and a lack of sleep.

Many brain issues get in the way of great sex, depression is just one. Treating these issues can enhance our ability to connect with others and perform sexually’, according to Dr. Amen. ( I bet we all know someone who has been afflicted by this illness. KS )

He recommends omega-3 fatty acids in the form of fish oil, exercise and l-tyrosine (the amino acid building block for the neurotransmitter dopamine) for increasing the activity in the prefrontal cortex of the brain, thereby diminishing these conditions.

There…end of nuggets for now.  

So to summarise in my own way…Look after your brain, feed it all the supplements you can, give it plenty of sleep and also feed it with good talk… I believe that the conversations that we have with ourselves are the most important conversations that we can have, and not just ones about sex, although they can be the most interesting. Remember confidence comes from within, if you feel confident, happy and healthy then you are more likely to feel sexy, therefore bringing you lots of admiring male or female glances, and maybe you will be more likely to meet your true mate quicker. I however am lucky to have found mine…but I can still enjoy the glances, when I get one of course.

So remember ALL of the above, buy some fish oil, ditch those fags and the coffee and get yourself a good nights sleep and perhaps tomorrow night and for many more after that you will be having some great sex with the love of your life.

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Love is…..knowing when to say sorry

So…I don’t know what to say, I don’t know what to do
Oh….For what was said last night has truly made me blue
Really..I didn’t mean to hurt, didn’t want to have a fight
Readily..If I could take it all back, I would with all my might
Yes……….I’m sorry, so please forgive and cuddle me tonight 🙂

 

Keeping the spark alive: Number 1

I have been wondering for a while now, what should my next post be about? After much deliberation and procrastination I have decided that following my original script, (In my about me page) I should be imparting some relationship tips…”Who am I to do that?” you say. “What qualifies me to do such a thing?” you say…..Well I have been married for 18, nearly 19 years and in this day and age I think that is pretty good going. I think myself and my hubby have a great relationship and it has only got better year on year. So this is the first of many (hopefully) top tips, for bettering your relationship and keeping that all important spark alive. ♥

Tip number 1

Send your partner a message today. It could be a text or an email or a note in his lunchbox or even a simple heart with your initials e.g. K4H drawn on his car window. The dirtier the better…the window that is, not the message….although…:) Anyway, as long as it is something that shows him or her that you love them or are thinking about them. We all need to feel loved and wanted and we shouldn’t take each other for granted, which can happen when you have been together a long time. If you would like to be on the receiving end of a sexy or loving message or poem you can be darn sure they would too…so do it first and get the ball moving today to keep the Spark alive.

Most days my hubby and I have a few flirty emails or sexy texts and now and again and even a poem or two. This one that I am going to share with you is from last week and is just an example of one of our messages. Yours doesn’t have to be anywhere near as long as this one, your message or poem can be short and sweet,  just as long as it conveys your thoughts or emotions.

Hubby’s emails are predictably in blue and mine are in pink.

She’s my beb, I miss her so

I’d like to pack my things and go

From work I say but not from home

I want to offer her my bone

*

But yesterday, she felt so down

I saw her with a great big frown

I hope today that she will know

That I in Stafford love her so.

Next, a phone call from me to H to say thank you for the poem……blah blah blah and we talked of the great sex we had had last night.

Panties discarded on the floor

Memories of the night before.

He licked my pussy and i got a good fucking

Tonight me thinks I’ll be doing some sucking!  Mmmmmm 😉

You make me horny!

My darling in Stafford with his bone

I enjoyed our talk upon the phone

It’s horny I make you so you say

Well come on home and have your way 🙂

*

I love you!

K.xxx                                                                                     

Thanks honey! 

I’ll have my way as well I will,

Although you may be sleeping still

A gentle trace around your sex

Will give a clue to what comes next. 

*

I love you too you very sexy poet (and luvhhhrrrr!) xxx

I loved that last one, I want to know what’s next? xxx

His gentle touch is feather light

A harbinger of pure delight 

Pleasure seeking, probing further

Descending into sexual fervour

Oh yeah, oh yeah, more more more lol xx

Not so gentle, passions flow

Torrential love runs down below

He’s moving southward, stares at her

His wry smile spreads, what will occur?

*

Your turn……

Oh my my, he has made me so very wet

Does he think I’m still asleep, no I will bet

For his gentle touch has gathered pace

So aroused now my heartbeats race

Her heartbeats race, as he expects

His fingers slip into her sex

She arches up, he plunges deep

There’s no damn way that she’s asleep

Oh damm it now my game is up for sure

So move your fingers for I want more

Has sleepy touching made your cock hard?

If it has then my slumber was not marred 😉

Very good my sexy poet. 🙂

Now for the last….

Her writhing gives away her plan

Not feigning now, don’t give a damn

With cock erect, he moves on in 

And plunges deep inside her quim

*

See you soon sexy laydaaaay 🙂

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

We had fun later that night on his return from work, so why don’t you try it today and see what you get tonight? KS.

18 and Life

Twas Eighteen years ago today my life changed for the best

I knew I’d met my soul mate and together we would nest

I married you that day in March because I loved you so 

And happy was I you’d asked for me to come and be your beau

 

We’ve  had our ups we’ve had our downs but here we stand still strong

Together I hope we will remain as lovers and soul-mates lifelong

You know how to make me happy, you know how to bring a smile

We will grow old and grey together and probably go senile

 

Thank you my darling for all that you are

You are my life and to me a real star

Without you I cannot do and really I wouldn’t want to

So thanks once again for saying those words to me I do

 

I started writing this on our anniversary day

But distracted I was with your sexy way

Having fun and frolics at the Ettington chase hotel

Which of course we both know how to do so well

 

So forgive me for taking so long

It’s only a poem and not a furlong

They say good things come to those who wait

Not sure this poem is, but together IS our fate

 

Love Love Love

KS.xx