Couldn’t agree with you more :)…well apart from the Seinfeld comment of course đ
KS.
Category Archives: sex education
GUILTY! When the long arm of the law doesn’t tickle your fancy.
After hearing about the fact that we have some very weird laws regarding sex/intimacy all around the world, I decided to investigate and so here are my top 10 weirdos.
1) On the wrong tracks!
Seems like a miscarriage of justice â but lovers face fines for kissing on Austriaâs trains.The ÂŁ42 penalties were brought in to prevent âdiscourteous behaviourâ after moans that amorous passengers were losing track of common decency. Conductors also have the power to kick offending couples off the train.
2) Just married!
Honeymooners would be wise to avoid hiring a car in Eboli, Italy, just south of Naples… because kissing in a moving vehicle here can carry a fine of up to ÂŁ415.
3) In hot water!
In 1985, officials in Swaziland banned couples from making love in a hot spring called Cuddle Puddle. Ministers threatened couples with fines and even jail for âhaving sexual intercourse underwaterâ.
4) A step too far!
Under a centuries-old law, couples in Birmingham, Alabama, can be fined for disorderly conduct if they have sex âon the steps of any church after the sun goes downâ.
But the law says nothing about getting intimate in daylight. đ
5) Wild about animals!
An antiquated law in Iran thatâs still on the statute books permits men to have sex with certain types of domestic animals. But it forbids any sexual contact with wild animals â particularly lionesses.
Also..In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
6) Blinking Barmy
In Ottumwa, Iowa, men are banned from winking at women they donât know while they are within the city limits.
7) Just a small one
The married women of La Paz, Bolivia, are allowed to sip just one glass of wine in a public bar or restaurant. The ruling claims that women who have more than that to drink are âmorally and Âsexually laxâ, and they can be divorced by their husbands if they are caught over-indulging.
8) Baaaa none
Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: “After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh.”
9) She came with a bang!
In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it’s illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.
10) Beep beep beep!
It’s safe to make love while parked in Coeur d’Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren’t allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.
Well I just can’t get my breath at number 8, words fail me!!…and as for number 9, I think I would like the sound of my partner shooting his gun (if he had one) when I have an orgasm, it would be a sign of his celebration and excitement at my ravenous primal bucking. (He does love to see me come.) Â Although I don’t think the neighbours would like it, disturbing them two or three times a night, seven days a week! đ
Masturbation, squirting, orgasms etc – My Friday five
This week, for my Friday five, I have been looking into the G-Spot, squirting and masturbation and it’s goal of course, of a magnificent orgasm or two or three or four. đ
So check these out below.
No.1
Check out both parts for some great info on the G-Spot and squirting.
http://betweenthesheetssa.com/2013/08/20/femaleejaculation1/
and
http://betweenthesheetssa.com/2013/08/22/femaleejaculation2
No.2
After looking into Tantra I came across this YouTube clip, after watching it and hearing about 8 different types of orgasm, I’m even more interested in learning about Tantra and Tantric sex.
No.3
Just an interesting nugget.
http://goodvibesblog.com/la-petite-mort-french-orgasm
No.4
Invaluable information for your man to help you orgasm in a new way.
http://www.womenshealthmag.co.uk/sex-love/sex-tips/227/your-15-minute-orgasm/
No.5
Well I thought I had seen it all and that they have given us all the game shows possible on TV but this is just unbelievable!
http://guyism.com/entertainment/tv/orgasm-wars-insane-game-show-ever.html
So that’s my Friday five for the week.
Enjoy.
KS.